Essentials:Female, 34 USA United States
About Me:
I am a FEMALE.... (that means I have breasts, but not a penis) I am NOT looking for a MALE (that is a person with a penis; sometimes with breasts...and when they are breasts that are really big i get jealous, so i steer clear of man breasts to avoid that green streak all together) I am NOT looking for a FEMALE either (please refer to above description)....I am simply looking for FRIENDS...NOT a FWB, NOT a friend to share naughty texts or photos, .NOT a friend to tell me they are my long lost love from another life (?! oh my), JUST plain, simple, down to earth, friendly, can-carry-a-conversation, brain and sense of humor in-tact, PLATONIC FRIENDS. PS - have a super, wonderful, fantastic, delightful day :) AND...I almost forgot....the terms DORK, GOOBER, FRUITLOOP, CRACKERJACK and others are all terms of endearment from me...not to be taken as insulting or otherwise not pleasant :) If I tell you to BITE ME, then I consider you a friend and if I call you SUGAR ASS...well, hell......C'MERE! LMAO
Interests:
friends... fun
